Dear Stupid Person In Charge of This Body:
Remember that insulin resistant thing? How your body CAN'T HANDLE sugar?
The next time you think "Oh I'll just have a muffin" and then "and a donut" and then "and one of THESE donuts" and then "well it's just SMALL" please remember this feeling.
It is three hours post-donut-binge and your brain has sprouted talons and is trying to claw its way out through your eyeballs. This would bother you more if you weren't trying so desperately hard not to puke.
Good thing you don't work a full day on Fridays.
Oh wait, you do.
Man, that was thinking.
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2 comments:
So now we're several days "post donut" ... how are we feeling ?
Well, it's been a while since you posted, so I too as a random stranger who chanced upon your site par hazard am wondering what's new. I don't know whether to say something shocking to get you back in the habit, or nice to try and encourage the weight loss. Either way, I wish you luck in your endeavour, and will be back soon to see how it's going.
-Random person who isn't 'fat' but who struggles with weight and identity at a height of 6'1.
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